Car

A metal thing that you can sit inside and drive. It also sometimes has wheels.

“Lower your car,” they said.
“It’ll be fun,” they said.

by UltG7 November 18, 2021

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Car Z Car

What you say when it is T I M E

“Hey man you wanna go to the movies?”
“CAR Z CAR”

“Wtf?”

by ThomasJoshHaley November 11, 2019

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

not car

Refers to all cars that are not a Subaru WRX STI which offers drivers Dccd that enables drivers to adjust the amount of torque to front and rear wheels. No other vehicle offers this advantage and are coined "not cars".

Is your car a not car or a WRX STI. Your hot rod is really a not rod because it's a not car modified for speed with less control for track customization.

by Gypsie704 August 21, 2023