straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

straightbending

When an artist or writer alters a character's gender to turn a homosexual relationship into a heterosexual one.

Straightbending makes me uncomfortable. Why not let gays be gays?

by DBZFan102 January 27, 2021

Straight-gay

A man who likes aesthetic of a woman

He told his girlfriend he was straight-gay because he likes trans women.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021