slap a Jake day

slap a Jake any day in February

slap a Jake day mmkay.

by anonymusidsdadadc January 29, 2020

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand

"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"

by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016

slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see

Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020

slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"

TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....

by Nigguhless January 9, 2014

Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020

Slap that shit Thursday

Just go and slap that booty, it’s a Thursday

Slap that shit Thursday- It was Thursday and was looking thicc so I had to slap that shit

by Jacko Bean December 4, 2019