Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

Retard

A retard is someone who is mentally dumb as fuck and retard is the perfect word to describe them. They often have below 50 IQ.

- I slept with ur mom yesterday
- I dont have a fucking mom you retard.

by Heil Hitler I: =( May 30, 2022

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

denying retard

A person who denies shit that’s true about them but is too retarded to know what it means

Bro did you see Charlotte over there? She was denying everything like a denying retard!

by Larry Mart November 17, 2019

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Retarded

A man who’s name is Roberto, so stupid he doesn’t even know how to spell his name.

Roberto ur literally the definition of retarded.

by Evlux July 30, 2020