Skip to main content

The Play

"The Play" is the moment in a game of Magic the Gathering that a Death and Taxes style deck takes control of the game to the point where there's a less than 25% chance of recovery.

This usually comes from breaking parity or a specific hate piece resolving, Death and Taxes decks win several turns before the game is over.
"...and there is The Play, after 9 turns of back and forth removal Steve finally resolves a Leyline of the Void, all but ensuring his victory."

"While we didn't know it at the time, The Play this game was a turn 2 winter orb. Who could have guessed an artifact deck would have such a hard time against it?"
by Elde Dragon EDHlander March 12, 2021
mugGet the The Playmug.

Eye Play

It’s a sexual act in which the Male shoves his cock into the Female (or another male)’s eyelid and cums.
Man, I heard Kevin got kinky with Abby last night. They did eye play.
by Aaronthechief February 10, 2018
mugGet the Eye Playmug.

playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.
The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.
by Call it Straight September 15, 2022
mugGet the playing uglymug.

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.
Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!
by skypoet May 29, 2017
mugGet the playing awkwardmug.

No play

This dude gets NO PLAYYY”
by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022
mugGet the No playmug.

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.
Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.
by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022
mugGet the Hemorrhoid Playmug.

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.
Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.
by aliceincreed April 12, 2025
mugGet the Playing the Banjomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email