White Penis

The biggest and most beautiful dicks on the planet.

She said she wanted to get pounded by a white penis.

by b_w_c July 26, 2020

Penis Cracker

an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

by Angel March 28, 2003

penis envy

the theory that all girls secretly wish they had a penis.

Busch Bag: "I wish I could pee on her car."
Drotzer: "I know, penis envy."

by lynsey f. baby March 17, 2009

Penis biscuit

1. An exclamation usually directed at a person.
2. A biscuit cut in half, with a penis in the middle

"John, you're a god damned penis biscuit!"
"Jenny likes penis biscuits for breakfast."

by skeletorsanalslave December 7, 2006

Penis envy

When female is jealous over male penis

I had a huge penis envy yesterday, we had sex and he came 10 times but I just once.

by macro5 June 17, 2016

stinky penis

When a gay guy has got it on to much and not washed his penis, therefor having stinky penis.

Oh gawd George, you totally have stinky penis!

by TEB August 21, 2006

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

by teh0gre February 28, 2006