Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Sicko Nut

When you listen to a song and you are fapping at the same time,

I had a massive sicko nut last night!

by HahaNut27 March 19, 2019

Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021

nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Galactic nut

when you finna bust so hard that the whole galaxy creates a black hole

Gloria:"You gonna nut yet it's been an hour"
Ben:"Hold on thot imma finna galactic nut."
Ben then nuts and the whole world is destroyed due to ben nutting. Pour one out to your boy ben #rip

by g_unit456 December 8, 2017

lucky nut

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and she starts her period a couple of days after

Yeah man, I totally forgot to pull out the other night. Fortunately she just started her period, so I had a lucky nut

by NoParadox July 1, 2019