May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 31, 2024

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Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 29, 2022

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May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what

Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to

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May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023

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MAY 31

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

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Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

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She is the best person in the world. All the guys want her cuz of her wonderful personality. She is perfect😜

Oh my god! I wished i had a Mailie-mai in my life. It would make my whole life much better!!

by ta mère asf November 22, 2021

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