A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.
by Peskay February 24, 2022
Get the Jesus Christmug. A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ Holemug. Guy one: hey man are you going to church
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
by ahirebet July 23, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug. by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024
Get the Pulled a Jesusmug.