April 22nd

this friday is national give your bae flowers day (not really) 💁 ♀️💁 ♀️💁 ♀️

“omg friday is gonna be so boring”
“no it won’t bc your bae is gonna give you flowers for April 22nd🙌🙌”

by nyyamu April 20, 2022

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April 16

Nation send soapy tittie pics

human: yo it’s april 16
human: wait so now i can get my girl to send soapy titties

by anonymous April 16, 2022

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April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022

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April 6

April 6 is call your crush day

person1: Picks up phone
person 1: sees what day it is
Person 1: omg it’s April 6th
person 1: calls crush

by ashtonn April 3, 2023

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April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

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You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.

Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!

by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024

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