Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

Fuck Count

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

by psebq June 24, 2009

greasy fuck

A relatively nasty or sweaty person that is also a being a douchebag to you or others. Plus its also pretty fun to say.

1.Go take a shower you "greasy fuck!"
2.Todd you're really being a "greasy fuck."

by Michael Mazariegos October 10, 2016

Cycle Fucking

When you hook up with a bunch of girls that are all friends at different times.

Chris: Dude why have you been hanging out with that group of chicks lately.

Zac: I think im going to try cycle fucking them.

by Bedford forrest October 18, 2009

Pickle Fuck

The act of forcefully inserting a pickle into one's butthole.

D: If u piss me off one more time i swear ill pickle fuck you
Alicia: Fuck you, i dare you to try
* 30 seconds later*
D: Told you....
Alicia: Feels better than i thought
D:....Whore

by BlackGuyKKK2010 October 28, 2010

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Fuck Nigga

Typically used negatively to describe snakes & oppositions, in Florida, we call each other Fuck Nigga passively too.

“Fuck nigga come get me lmao”
“Mannn that fuck nigga funny asf”
“Fuck nigga you snapped!”
“Oh you know that fuck nigga too? Whaaa that’s my dog right there”!”

by SmileyShotIt May 2, 2022