December 11

Slap your short friends day because they are cute when there mad

Walks up to short friend *Slap* short friend “The fuck that for” You “It’s December 11”

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December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken

Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh

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December 10th

National hug your grandmother day. You never see her, admit it. Just go down the river and through the woods and hug her.

Kid: *Hugs grandmother*
Grandmother: Why'd you do that?
Kid: Its December 10th!

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Today is National Get On Your Hands and Knees and tell Your Asian Friend They have a Juicy and Perky Ass day. Please make sure you act accordingly

OMG! TODAY IS DECEMBER 11TH!!!!

"Isabelle Huang, your ass is so juicy and perky"

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Today is National Get On Your Hands and Knees and tell Your Asian Friend They have a Juicy and Perky Ass day. Please make sure you act accordingly

OMG! TODAY IS DECEMBER 11TH!!!!

"Isabelle Huang, your ass is so juicy and perky"

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Gf: bro I love you

Bf: why did u call me bro?
Gf: it’s December 12

December 12 by Amatela December 10, 2020

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