Oh no, I David’d in my pants!
by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023
Get the Davidmug. A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.
David's a bitch and a meaning
David's a bitch and a meaning
by Goldie323 March 5, 2025
Get the Davidmug. a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
Get the joshua david evansmug. The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
Get the Davidmug. There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
Get the Davidmug. A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
Get the Davidmug. He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!
by Definitions964 December 1, 2019
Get the Davidmug.