Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.

Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!

by addirall_ September 2, 2022

cream

when something so cool or good happens that it makes you wanna cum in your pants.

"dude that trick was cream"

by BioActive April 19, 2024

ice cream coning

When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone

Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.

by Salty Legs October 21, 2017

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024

Cream Cherry

to creampie a virgin

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.

by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012