National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

Punching the Butt

Anal sex.

Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!

by Ari1112111 January 6, 2013

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Ball Punch

when a girl is that mad she will come over and amputate your ball sack

man - men are so much better than women

women - be carful what you say I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

Punch-issed

Kissed a penus

I accidentally punch-Issed my brother

by LOLYULO June 20, 2020