Potato

The amazing way of living :D

Jade's living the potato life.

by Vixitah September 6, 2018

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

Potato log

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire

I could go for a potato log right now

by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025

Potato

What people in Ireland used to eat.

I want a potato!

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Sticky Potato

A mildly derogatory term for a white gay male who is exclusively attracted to other white gay males (as opposed to other races)

As opposed to Sticky Rice who are gay Asians attracted to other Asians. And Potato Queens who are Asians attracted to white men.

"Don't bother about him, Lee, he's strictly sticky potato".

by Pewit35 August 7, 2025