Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (Texas Holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with different things/qualities in life. Such as good looks, good at sports etc

Girl: You're so fucking handsome!
Guy: thanks, yeah I guess you can say God gave me Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG he certainly did!

by CockblockerT December 7, 2016

Pocket rush

Cocaine in your pocket

Hey you have any pocket rush

by That guy 2525 December 9, 2016

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (texas holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with certain things/qualities in life such as good looks, good at sports etc.

Girl: OMG, you're so handsome!!
Guy: Yeah, I've often been told that God dealt me the Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: He certainly did!

by CockblockerT December 18, 2016

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rocket is an expression used in Poker (Texas Holdem) when you get dealt a pair of aces. This is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky (because the odds of getting dealt a pair of aces are minimal). For example being born with great looks or qualities.

Girl: You're so freaking handsome!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!

by CockblockerT January 2, 2017

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017