by Mattapattata August 19, 2022
Get the The law of Haringsmamug. Hym "And that's why murder! They need to be allowed by the government to steal your shit or the entire thing breaks down. If they can't do the canablization of christ ritual they can't maintain their position in society.
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the IP Lawmug. As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.
Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022
Get the Lanley's Lawmug. If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.
Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of footlong-subsmug. Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.
Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
by The One True Savior June 4, 2019
Get the Law of Rhymemug. by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021
Get the Law 69mug. The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr
you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
Get the Law of aresmug.