War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

Suggestion War

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.

Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye

(suggestion war)^

by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023

The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Jaw War

Heated argument

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"

by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016

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by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025

Yes New Wars

Apparently.

Hym "Yes New Wars! They bombed Iran! The Jews Bombed Iran!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Wars-Head

Another synonym for a huge fan of "Star Wars."

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Are you a Trekker?

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: No, I am a Wars-Head.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Well, live long and prosper.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: May the Force be with you.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: What's that supposed to mean?

by Rob Bradfield November 21, 2010