Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

Nasty Frenchy

The act of sucking cock from behind

That girl
Was giving him a nasty Frenchy.

by Matt nasty November 18, 2025

The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

by Binfella November 29, 2025

Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

The Dirty Frenchman

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping

Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

by Gyricallenius March 3, 2016

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016