Ethan Kalajian

A person behind the Blackgaze/Shoegaze band "To writhe love on her arms".

I love Ethan Kalajian.

by blackgays69 November 18, 2025

Ethan

A man who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, Freak in the sheets, farts on command, and occasionally crashes out on football.

Ethan come fix this back

Ethan come wash the dishes

Ethan can you get me a towel

by danaynay26 November 19, 2025

Ethan

Faggot

Ethan is a Faggot

by OpticalLace9192 November 24, 2025

Ethical Hoops

When a basketball player plays in a traditional and irrefutable style of hoops. Doesn't rely on fouls or free throws, doesn't throw up too many threes, shares the ball, doesn't bitch to the refs.

A: See D-Mitch last night?
B: Yeah, dude had 30/10 with like no free throws.
A: Those sum ethical hoops

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Ethan

in the dog house, deep in it.

wow did you hear what ethan said? he’s done for…deep in the dog house for sure.

by urfavgirl December 28, 2025

Ethan

An extremely smart individual with many talents and knows tonnes of info on cars and a very strange burning passion to invade China

"You know Ethan"

"No"

"Well he is An extremely smart individual with many talents and knows tonnes of info on cars and a very strange burning passion to invade China"

by a.basra386 January 1, 2026

Ethan Moment

An Ethan Moment is when someone asks the teacher for help but takes an huor just to skim over and says its all wrong an takes another hour to come back to you.

Ethan had a Ethan Moment

by Kirbo The Yosh January 7, 2026