Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

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car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 30, 2018

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A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 29, 2024

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My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!

by Branchit July 01, 2022

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A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

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When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

by Dark nuts January 20, 2015

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The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 06, 2010

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