Brain Boner

An idea.
I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
by earlgreytea23 November 24, 2018
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boner yogurt

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?
by cuteface932 September 08, 2015
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 07, 2013
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Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
by KillAllTheEmos April 03, 2017
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whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
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Bhuna Boner

When you get a boner over an Indian girl,
or

When your cock stinks of curry after fucking an Indian girl.
"Man I fucked this bird last night, I got a Bhuna Boner"
"Ngl im getting a Bhuna Boner over that girl"
by TheRealManuel February 04, 2019
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Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap
by amogus god 69 July 30, 2021
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