American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

American Revolution

A war between the British and the French, and to a lesser extent, Americans. It was financed by the French, and was won by the French when independence was achieved, how ever the Americans were very ungrateful and did not repay a loan they received from France, instead betraying them by not joining the war when France was invaded by Germany.

"Hey did you hear about the American Revolution"

"You mean the French-English war in America?"

"Nah, Americans are also involved"

by King Louis XII August 4, 2022

American Football Conference.

Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."

The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!

by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021

american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023

american venom

a mission with a perfect sound track in red dead redemption 2 and the final mission of the epilogue

american venom is a mission where u shouldn't use dead eye because the sound track is just too perfect

friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"

friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"

friend "exactly"

by frey is not my legal name January 10, 2024

oakland-american

Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).

See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.

"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"

by caltox January 2, 2014