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COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic
"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"
by Weednhoes January 31, 2021
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Hangy Titty

Of or pertaing to the very large, saggy and pepperonied nippled breasts, usually middle aged African American women.
"I could only imagine what all that yo yo dieting has done to Oprahs boobs, shes probably got the hangy titty"
by arrrwood April 2, 2011
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Titty Stain

A stain on clothing or cloth caused by titties either by nipple leakage, or sweat appearing in a boob like shape.
She had to change shirts after breast feeding due to a titty stain
by Lovehandle October 14, 2010
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Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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National Send Titty Pic Day

May 25th, The National day to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic
"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Day."
by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021
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Titty tuesday

February 8th is titty tuesday. Any person with titties(male or female) must show them to a person of the alternate gender for judging.
Guess what bitch it’s Titty tuesday
by Man behind the moon February 8, 2022
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Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019
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