Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

8pm titties

When asshole parents who bring their kids to CLEARLY adult parties FINALLY take the kid home at 8pm, obviously what follows next is everyone pulls out their titties in celebration of the kids leaving.

Corina, thanks for saying the kids need to leave by eight, now it’s time for 8pm titties!!

by GetASitter June 11, 2020

The Taylor Titty

Using an ice cube to erect a womans nipple (preferably in the 40s or above) and then guiding that nipple into another womans ass hole.

"Man I walked into my parents room and saw Mrs Barker doing the Taylor Titty.

by Bro Badger June 14, 2020

Titty breep

A breep that comes from the titty. A breep is a kind of noise that can come from a parrot. So a titty breep is synonymous with a titty squak.

Man: “Did you hear that titty breep last Thursday?”

Man 2: “ yea bro, it was sooo loud.”

by Yourmomsballsareinmoutyrn June 17, 2020

Titty wumbas

Titty wumbas is a thing you eat and it tastes great it is something to brag about to your friends

Hey i have a titty wumbas

by we have really good pp July 10, 2020

Titty-Whisper

The hint of a posh birds nipple.

A slightly raised blouse on a cold day.

A secretarial peanut smuggling operative.

Mate it was unreal, Cassandra was putting out subtle titty-whispers all day in the accounting department

by Pyroboy85 July 20, 2020

Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

by CorporalClink August 10, 2020