Taco Bell legal

Food manufactured from such low quality ingredients that it's almost against the law or a health code violation.

"Dude! Let's go to Ratso's. I'm starvin!'"
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!

by Freesumpin' February 25, 2011

Tuna Taco Tuesday

Tuna Taco Tuesday is when two dirty tuna smelling lesbians are having sex on a Tuesday.

Jessica walked in on Karen and Cheryl during Tuna Taco Tuesday and almost threw up all over the place because of what she saw.

by BrianTheGr8 January 23, 2022

Rice-crispy taco

When a girl has genital warts so bad her vagina (taco) looks like a rice crispy treat.

"Dude I was going down on this girl and she totally had a rice-crispy taco."

by Dick Wood. February 11, 2018

Tiajuana Taco Dip

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.

by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011

mary in a taco shell

When a religious girl engages in sexual activity with other girls, namely in the effort to avoid the sin of vaginal penetration.

She's Mary in a Taco Shell, bro. She keep it hid.

by Prancingking January 7, 2015

Taco Bell Treatment

When you’re having anal sex and the person squirts feces all over you. Usually caused by not douching.

“What happened?”

“She gave me the Taco Bell treatment.”

by Aros22 February 8, 2020

Uncle Taco Bell

Diarria. Similar to "Aunt Flo" for anal sex.

"No bae, not that hole. My uncle Taco Bell is in town."

by Tsarah September 8, 2017