by simp police 696696969 August 30, 2020
Get the simp mug.(Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy) Basically a person (usually a guy to a girl) who does nice things for.someone they like (usually involving the simp sacrificing their time,money e.t.c. ) in a desperate attempt to please them. The person does not often get with the simp afterwards despite all this
"Can you believe Abel donated 1000 to some Twitch streamer girl he likes"
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."
by MLeeNG August 31, 2020
Get the SIMP mug.A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.
Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.
Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.
Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.
by sspm22 May 31, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by HonkD May 31, 2020
Get the simp mug.A short fat white boy who can’t stand his own ground, and will do anything to get a girlfriend. He always wants pussy no matter how good or bad it is.
That little pussy is a simp.
I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.
I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.
by Bigguywhoeatsass May 31, 2020
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