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surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys
i cheer for the surf monkeys
by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018
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Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.
Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.
by Mylotronic July 28, 2017
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Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.
Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.
by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018
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Space monkey

Space monkey is a term used for the sudden rush after smoking a huge rip. Often times it feels as if the person enduring the space monkey is going to pass out or puke.
Yo bro that yettie gave me the WORST space monkey!
by mama_k October 25, 2018
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fuck monkey

a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity
i have a fuck monkey
by Ashley is a faggot June 12, 2018
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Monkey biz

Foolishness, Lack of good sense or jugdement
Homie: guu gu gaa ga
Homie#2: Stop all that monkey biz,and shut up.
by IAmLegendary June 15, 2018
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monkey boss

One who has a title but only limited power
He is just a monkey boss in that department.
by Fjrguy June 21, 2018
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