May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022

May 8

send ur bf a boob pic

“Did you know its may 8th?!?”

by Yiggityyig May 8, 2022

May 9th

National wear a baseball jersey day.

May 9th is a day to represent the sport of baseball by wearing any baseball jersey.

by Rubennator May 9, 2022

may 10th

national tweak day

you have to tweak on everyone that ask

person:1 tweak on me

person:2 why?
person:1 its may 10th

person:2 bett i gotchu

by wassgang May 9, 2022

May 10th

National send a tit pic day

Anyone you want has to send you a tit pic

Boy: hey its may 10th you have to send me a tit pic

Girl: why does it matter what day it is for that

Boy: because it’s national tit pic day

by Bigbulbusgiant May 9, 2022

May 28

People born on this day (may 28) usually flunk out of college

May 28

by lunatheappledemon May 9, 2022

May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022