A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018

Jake Paul

An obnoxious young male. He's messed up in the head. He manipulates little kids. He will do anything for clout and views.

Erika Costell: Did you hear Jake Paul is getting married with Tana mongou? And he is making people pay 50$ to watch the ceremony!
Alissa Violet: I bet they are gonna get divorced since it's just for clout and views

by VroseV July 28, 2019

Jake

cool awesome half white man

jake is cool

by 9jakey wakey October 14, 2021

jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other

jake and josie will love each other forever

by Jake3653 September 19, 2020

Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.

Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake

by girl bestie February 24, 2021

Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls

A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake

by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024