A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.
by veryirishdude September 16, 2010

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.
Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.
by StraightTalkingLady February 5, 2017

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015

One of the characters from the youtube series Ghost Capturers. They use state of the art weapons in order to catch and destroy ghost, similar to the Ghost Busters.
by Dyli June 15, 2010

Deeply inhaling the fumes of a vaping device while discreetly calling in the workplace so that your exhale is less visible
by JocularJack January 30, 2022

by froodley November 29, 2011
