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George

george sucks
by glucose375 April 24, 2024
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George

Ugh-if you know a George just keep hold of him. At first you’ll think he’s a typical guy but once you get talking you’ll fall in love immediately. You will start looking forward to seeing him everyday and you will dream about him. But then you’ll lose him- and it’ll be the worst part of your life. Every day you’ll wonder why your friendship broke and you will look into each other’s eyes and the tension will be real. You and George will love each other but it can’t happen. Don’t let him go- if he makes a move go for it, and hold onto him forever.
Friend: isn’t that geo-
George: *stares intensly*
Me: oh god I love you
by GS95 December 3, 2019
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George

Amazing person your truly lucky is you meet one of these people
My friend george
by Hello help me September 12, 2020
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George

To beat your kid senseless for disappointing you
by Caligula's Conscious April 21, 2020
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pinching george

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.
“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019
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George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
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George's Super Robotic Body

Named after invincible super human. Only a handful have tried his strength and I am one of them. so I pass this message on. Pray and think that you will never be as good as he is. Therefore, consider using these words only for the most pressing. He comes from the birthplace of the Liberec gods. (Jiřího Super Robotické Tělo) in language of gods
You are so good. You must have The George's Super Robotic Body?“
by Liberec god no. 1 November 28, 2021
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