Ugh-if you know a George just keep hold of him. At first you’ll think he’s a typical guy but once you get talking you’ll fall in love immediately. You will start looking forward to seeing him everyday and you will dream about him. But then you’ll lose him- and it’ll be the worst part of your life. Every day you’ll wonder why your friendship broke and you will look into each other’s eyes and the tension will be real. You and George will love each other but it can’t happen. Don’t let him go- if he makes a move go for it, and hold onto him forever.
by GS95 December 3, 2019

My friend george
by Hello help me September 12, 2020

by Caligula's Conscious April 21, 2020

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.
“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

Named after invincible super human. Only a handful have tried his strength and I am one of them. so I pass this message on. Pray and think that you will never be as good as he is. Therefore, consider using these words only for the most pressing. He comes from the birthplace of the Liberec gods. (Jiřího Super Robotické Tělo) in language of gods
by Liberec god no. 1 November 28, 2021
