Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
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Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.
by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022
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petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
by Pleidese February 05, 2020
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dragon mage

A game created by Red X Productions using RPG Maker XP, whos creators are all 14 years old. Well excepted by critics and members of thier local high school.
Did you hear about that game, Dragon Mage?
I heard it was kick-ass
by Scott Hampton October 03, 2007
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Blue Dragon

The dark-blue Ford Crown Victorias used by members of the Street Crimes Unit, Gang Task, Gang Enforcement Team, etc.

Originated in Westside Modesto by some Asian Gs
“Aye cuzz Blue Dragon rollin up.”

“It’s prolly that bitch made SGT Young again Locc.”

“Daaaaamn! This foo ain’t got nun better to do cuzz!”
by OG LoCC Dawg October 10, 2020
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Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
by I eat doge for lunch December 04, 2020
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dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
by RimskyRinny December 21, 2017
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