a wondiperous mode of showing off agility and finesse, while also clearing the pit of those moshing fag metal heads = usually done to a breakdown, with a group of friends, or a 2step. an extremely demanding form of movement requiring balance, dexterity and strength. people who do not like it are those who have
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
Mosher
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
by yadaddyho June 22, 2011

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

When two married men and two married women gather around an Inflatable pool filled with each others pee and jump in one at a time. This is commonly practised in Romania, to symbolise how love should cross paths with everybody, no matter the situation.
by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.
'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."
by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

Yesterday, well it seemed so cool
When I walked you home, kissed goodnight
I said "it's love" you said "all right"
It's funny how I could never cry
Until tonight and you pass by
Hand in hand with another guy
You're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?
Dance away the heartache
Dance away the tears
Dance away
When I walked you home, kissed goodnight
I said "it's love" you said "all right"
It's funny how I could never cry
Until tonight and you pass by
Hand in hand with another guy
You're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?
Dance away the heartache
Dance away the tears
Dance away
Loneliness is a crowded room
Full of open hearts turned to stone
All together all alone
All at once my whole world had changed
Now I'm in the dark, off the wall
Let the strobe light up them all
I close my eyes and dance till dawn
Dance away
Now I know I must walk the line
Until I find an open door
There was I, many times a fool
I hope and pray, but not too much
Out of reach is out of touch
All the way is far enough
Dance away
Full of open hearts turned to stone
All together all alone
All at once my whole world had changed
Now I'm in the dark, off the wall
Let the strobe light up them all
I close my eyes and dance till dawn
Dance away
Now I know I must walk the line
Until I find an open door
There was I, many times a fool
I hope and pray, but not too much
Out of reach is out of touch
All the way is far enough
Dance away
by Death Menace April 8, 2023
