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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022
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Cracked

Used to imply that someone has recently had sex, usually with a tone of amusement, or mild disbelief at their changed behavior, glow-up, or sudden burst of confidence. Originates from gaming slang (where “cracked” means insanely good), but on TikTok, it’s evolved to suggest someone’s been… thoroughly recalibrated.
“Why is she walking like that?”
“She got cracked last night, obviously.”
by eldergenzed July 27, 2025
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Cracked shyt

When you see some shyt that has been cracked so many times your bros recognizer her in public
"yo see fine shyt over there, I should get her number?" "bro that's that bop Serena, lowkey she cracked shyt"
by pa6es April 30, 2025
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stick that crack

Inviting me to Stick That Crack brought us closer together.
by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020
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Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
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carpet crack

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
by maxreboband October 21, 2020
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