Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

want cookies

A term meaning wanna eat my pussy like it's cookies

Hey Todd want cookies

by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Death Cookie

An apres-ski drink where an espresso shot is dropped into a pint of beer and consumed.

I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.

by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019