Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face

I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face

by By SSR March 2, 2021

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022

Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off

Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!

by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

quick to jump on the ice cream

Being quick to chat shit about someone

"You're so quick to jump on the ice cream"

by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018

Whoop Cream

How it's really pronounced

Lemme get some whoop cream on that pie

by Nep19120 January 8, 2022

Cookies and cream

Vanilla ice cream with oreo bits in it.

I love cookies and cream

by Pengi209 December 9, 2021