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CosmicX

When you fumble to impress a bitch by comparing her to the nerdiest shit ever. Typically used by males with low sperm count, who use it as either an intimidation tactic, or a strange compliment. It's unknown what exactly it means, the name may be a pun of sounding like a rocket-shaped penis, this is supported by being accompanied by the phrase "blasting off" in some places, and has been the star of shitty fake home videos.

It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.

Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
"Those boobs made me CosmicX, blasting off, if you know what i mean."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
by Joshua James Ward April 15, 2023
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Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023
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Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023
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Costa

A brand of hot drink, that sells hot chocolate, latte, mocha, tea ect. This store is pretty expensive, but it's good.
A: Do you want to go to Costa Coffee?
B: Sure.. when would be good?
by KillerBangs April 21, 2023
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Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen
Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids
by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023
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costitch

Oo my gawd Ms costitch is so hawt
by Billy no bob May 1, 2023
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costitch

Brooo you remember that baddie teacher ms. costitch shii
by Billy no bob May 1, 2023
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