Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021
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snazzy apples

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!
by paper the air January 17, 2015
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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 25, 2018
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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