Boner

Contrary to popular belief, a vagina

“Now put your erect weenie in my boner.”

by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021

science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.

Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!

by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016

Boner

Synonym: Erection
Pronunciation: Bouner
Noun

When the blood in the penis rises and the penis sticks up and becoming hard af

It's almost impossible to pee while having a boner

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 26, 2022

boner sword

Another cool name for a boner.

Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.

Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.

by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014

Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse

“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”

by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

Bonering

The process of a man getting a boner.

I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."

by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples April 5, 2021