Urban Dictionary flirting

A really corny flirting method when someone write's their crush/partner's name on urban dictionary and filling the definition with really sweet and kind words thinking that their significant other will actually see that shit (spoiler alert: they won't)

person: "says here fred is an amazing sweet kind caring person who is the best boy ever i love him so much"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"

by PuffPlayer August 7, 2025

Any name in urban dictionary

Any name in urban dictionary is made by someone who will lick the asshole of someone that name but will never actually ask them out because they’re a beta cuck

Any name in urban dictionary goes like this. Ex: michael “michael is a tall blond who will always love and cherish you. I want his big dick inside of me so I can ride it all night long uwu”

by Magnitude and Direction September 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

the ticket to innuendo express

sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX

*searches “cream pie (THE FUCKING RECIPE THIS TIME)”*

oh shit, here we go again

-urban dictionary in a nutshell

by chad_bro January 18, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Full of nonsense online dictionary, mostly for idiots and imbeciles.

Average american men #1 - God damn! Look at these "Support Ukraine" ads on Urban Dictionary! I want to donate some money!
Average american men #2 - That`s so sweet, take your pants off, let me taste this full of kindness dick during this awesome Pride Month.
Average american men #1 - God bless Gaymerica!

by jugg238 February 20, 2024

urban dictionary

bro you just use the urban dictionary to look up urban dictionary

mom: what does yeet mean
son: look it up in the urban dictionary

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020

urban dictionary

Totally not a user generated website that has very reliable information

I like urban dictionary.

by NoCaller May 29, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Ok really?!
Why are you looking this up?!
Its literally all sex by the time you read this!!!
>=(

Joe: "I read urban dictionary cuz i like sex :D"
Bill: "No Joe, Just no..."

by I don't know my name lol April 10, 2020