Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.

"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"

by JarHead773 March 8, 2022

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

vagina shuffle

A dance in which the male shoves his penis into a women and tells her bounce

Oh baby fuck me with the vagina shuffle

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.

Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020

vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

by D. D. D. September 6, 2023

rotting vagina syndrome

1. What happens to a woman after a heshe nicknamed cai'us has slept with her.

2. When the walls of slough off due to extensive rot.

"Did you hear cai'us killed another woman by giving her rotting vagina syndrome? So sad"

by Veriel September 18, 2013

vagina syndrome

usually when a friend or family member acts like a bitch may be refered to as habib

fuckin habib you and your damn vagina syndrome grow some balls

by Muhammed allah the great October 3, 2008