Skip to main content

Daniel

I’m posting this on my finsta rn
Daniel I want to pee
by simoyah's man November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel

Daniel, more commonly know as Danny, is a pretty sick dude. Always doing the most badass things. By day, keeps it classy doing his HR thing, doing the right thing. 🤓 By night rocks the world with his mediocre musical talent. 💁🏻 ♂️

People always ask “Where in the 🌎 will Daniel be this weekend, to which he replies “just wait and see” 😎 ✈️
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
And I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, it must be the clouds in my eyes - Elton John

Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white vans! -Viral Vine
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
- Irish Folk Song
by NotDanielHere November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel

Gentle, calm, quiet, introverted, shy,
Daniel is a introvert and reserve guy.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel

Daniel, a fucking badass motherfucker who gets shit done. He’s seen everything but God.
by Erffffffff November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel

An act where a white boy who is sexually attracted to geese and chickens. He makes them go bawk on his cawk and loves their feathry assholes.
I just pulled a daniel those eggs gonna come out with some extra sauce on them
by doodoolicker1983 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Daniel mug.

Daniel Okonah

Someone whose favorite animal is panda
Daniel okonah likes panda. Minal is a fake panda person
by Ryan is a bum May 28, 2023
mugGet the Daniel Okonah mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email