butt-cheese

a total and complete moron

A friend does something stupid or dumb and you call them a buttcheese.

by Punk-N-Roll Monkey July 14, 2005

clit cheese

a clit with extra cremy cheese

No way dude i just ate clit cheese off some hot chick

by mowill23 June 3, 2009

cheese whiz

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.

by Eric T July 20, 2008

Booty cheese

When a female or male farts on there partners dick/face/boobs/pussy while having sexual contact.

Rob:"hey did you fuck her?"
Mac"yea I ate some booty cheese"

by Nevel.png September 15, 2016

cheese pistol

Someone who is just so damn cheesy they can't stop the cheese shooting out of their mouth.

Who's that guy who hosts the mad mad world of sports?
Dunno but he's a fuckin cheese pistol

by kiwicito October 3, 2004

Lizard Cheese

The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.

Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard cheese all over the floor.

by Tim the Boss DJ April 24, 2008