Brown dragon

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole

Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.

by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020

Dragon Chasing

The gender swapped version of unicorn hunting, Dragon chasing is when you look for a male to join an established couple. (Not to be confused with cuckholding or cuckqueaning)

My boyfriend and I are dragon chasing.

by PleachyMomma December 25, 2020

Angry Dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth and then smack her head so it comes out of the nose.

Emil i busted a angry dragon in your mom

by Alexxz_m November 10, 2020

Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams

Cum Dragon OwO

by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

trash dragon

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.

Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."

by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020