Apples

A rabbit stuffed in three apples with a side of unicorns.

I just got a pet Apples

by RobloxFanboy87464894532 October 4, 2018

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025

Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander

guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple

by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018

Apple

A BLUE AND WHITE FRUIT THAT IS RELATED TO BILL COSBEY AND EATS ELECTRONIC TOASTERS. IF YOU EAT AN APLLE YOU WILL BECOME PURPLE. APPLES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRIES AND ORANGES BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS CANT TO YOGA!

Kid- Whoa that apple knows Bill Cosby.
Apple- Ya want some Weed.

by AflackToasterhahahahaha May 19, 2018