The Perfect Boyfriend

Charles Platt

"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."

by Not olly January 14, 2021

Pure perfection

Mia murphy

Omg mia Murphy is pure perfection

by Pbilly February 06, 2023

Perfect Trio

Consists of of a group of ONLY three and the three people have to be black...NO EXCEPTIONS. When people see this Trio they are intimidated. The Trio love each other but secretly want to murder each other too in their sleep. Thats what makes them so special.

EXAMPLE: "OH MY GOSH you 3 are so cute. Are yall niggers?"
"Yes"
"Do yall love each other?"
"Yes?"
"Yall must be the Perfect Trio, huh?"
"Yes"

by QueenofallMILFS November 22, 2021

Perfect compromise

A compromise where none of the involved parts are happy with the end result

They disagreed wether it should be unicorn or monocorn. A perfect compromise were instated with the end result being 1corn.

by JeffJinx September 04, 2019

the perfect ounce

known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover

“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “

by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.

I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide

by Derpy_berger July 22, 2022