brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm
oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed
by judgers'judge April 26, 2019
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Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.
After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 08, 2013
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Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.
John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!
by TheOigBlONu April 20, 2021
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Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
by albeefo July 15, 2022
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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 28, 2020
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My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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