I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

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Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

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Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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Call of the Void

A moment when a person has a sudden urge to do something what often leads to tragic consequences even if a individual have no intentions on commiting such thing.

One day I was driving with my best friend towards shooting range, cause we both love guns.
When we finally arrived at our destination we grabbed our arsenal and started firing at shooting targets.
Suddenly call of the void started wishpering into my ear: "aim at them and pull the trigger".
How could I think of such thing? I would never kill my friend!

by HaxoTF September 9, 2025

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