Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

trash dragon

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.

Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."

by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020

Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

The Forbidden Dragon

Considered the toughest position in the Kama-Sutra-of-the-Dragon, to perform The Forbidden Dragon, your partner must be in the doggy style position, with back arched downward. You take a vape and press the mouthpiece to your partner's butthole, then press and hold the button. Your partner continuously exhales until vapor is visible, then they roar, becoming 'The Forbidden Dragon'.

Friend 1: "Hey, where have you been? Do you still have my vape?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, sorry, I had to clean it. Erin and I had to use it to complete 'The Forbidden Dragon'. It was pretty crazy."
Friend 1: "...You what?"

by JesterJack751 November 7, 2020

Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare

Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him

by Herdom December 30, 2020

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021